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# Auld
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- Published: 2026-01-21T00:25:58.000Z
- Updated: 2026-01-21T00:25:58.000Z
- Author: no-one

*Originally published as substack note on December 31, 2025.*

Nobody knew what "auld lang syne" meant but everyone sang it. One year, a man pronounced it correctly. The sky cracked open. An ancient Scottish deity emerged, finally summoned after centuries of failed attempts. It seemed mostly confused by the hats.