Do You Ever Love Someone So Long They Start to Leave Twice?
Watching someone you love grow can ache, heal, and still
Auld
Originally published as substack note on December 31, 2025.
Nobody
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New Year 2026 Absurdity
The arbitrary nonsense of celebrating Earth completing another lap around a burning gas ball, as if the universe cares about our calendars. These stories explore the ridiculous rituals we perform with straight faces, the cosmic joke of marking time, and champagne-fueled delusions of meaning.
February
January
1st and 15th
Semi-monthly archive marking unofficial holidays and strange observances. No paychecks or bills involved.
Tempo
My heartbeat synced with our bedroom clock three months ago.
Nourishment
I haven't been hungry in six weeks. Can&
Growth
My hair grows six inches every night. I wake up,
Breath
I don't breathe when I sleep anymore. I