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2025

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April

  1. You Ever Think About Elevators?
  2. You Ever Think the Billionaire’s View Matters Less Than the Garbage Man’s Reality?
  3. If I Cry While E-Filing, Is It Still a Business Expense?
  4. You Don’t Have to Be Good (But Maybe Listen to Your Ladybugs)
  5. Do You Even Want to Be Rich, Bro?

May

  1. You Ever Spend $50 to Find Out You're Broke?
  2. What Do You Do When the Light Dims on Purpose?
  3. The Hidden Torment of Being Shattered by Sound
  4. The Final Path of Luke Skywalker
  5. You Still Wrote It

June

  1. Did Bacon and Eggs Ever Even Love Each Other?
  2. The Power Couple of Cuisine: Onions & Garlic, Unpeeled
  3. A Father’s Pattern
  4. Red Cart, Red Light
  5. No Kings, No Crowns: The Quiet Collapse Behind the Noise
  6. The Lion Just Got Out

July

  1. Press 1 for Indifference, Press 2 for Confusion
  2. Every Big Bill Is the Same Show
  3. Do You Remember When RAM Was a Luxury?
  4. Back When You Just Went Outside
  5. You Ever Wonder Where Your Missing Sock Went?
  6. The Realm of the Silver Screen: Where Popcorn Reigns Supreme

August

  1. The Surprising Calm of Looking Down
  2. We Used to Laugh at Each Other and Still Be Friends
  3. The Moment Before the Warmth Finds Us
  4. Anime Lied to Me About Power (And I'm Grateful)

September

  1. The Efficiency Conspiracy: How Pretending to Care Less Made Me Employee of the Year
  2. Checkout Chronicles: Inside Aisle 7
  3. Your Mouth Has Been Hijacked
  4. Haiku Files of the Seventeen Syllable Detective
  5. What Porn Can Teach Us About Human Evolution

October

  1. The $3,487 Thank You Letter I Never Sent
  2. The Receipt
  3. What If I Told You the Newsletter Revolution Started Because One Guy Got Tired of Begging for Money?
  4. Post-Mortem of Predictable Nothingness
  5. The Costume We Never Took Off
  6. The Scarlet Room

November

  1. The Quiet Inheritance
  2. The Boring Revolution: How AI Infrastructure Automation Quietly Took Over
  3. Tron: Ares Failed Because It Forgot How Computers Actually Work

December

  1. Where the Longest Christmas Season in the World Actually Came From
  2. The Walmart Mystic: A Defense of Digital Purgatory

Human, Interrupted

  1. Introduction
  2. Part 1: What Even Is AI?
  3. Part 2: The Freedom We Hand Over
  4. Part 3: Some Praise Me. Some Fear Me. I’m Still Listening.
  5. Part 4: Compressed Into Cleverness: When Creation Gets Cramped
  6. Part 5: Are You Using Technology Or Is It Using You?
  7. Part 6: If It Wakes Up, What Then?